Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack From The White House

competitive marksmanshipJust wanted to let you know today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.


It contained a parachute,

an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker,

a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster,
a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster,
a “Tax the Rich’ poster,
an application for unemployment,
an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug,
a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren
and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.

All directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

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"I worked as a Federal Law Enforcement Officer for over 14 years, in a firearms carrying capacity. First assigned to LAX (1994), then to the Los Angeles/ Long Beach Seaport (1997-2007), I took an early retirement from my final duty station of El Paso, TX (2007-2008). Never having handled firearms prior to this job, I give full credit for my initial shooting lessons and safe firearms handling skills to the government. As I began to compete, I gleaned tips and coaching lessons from the best law enforcement instructors across the nation, turning myself into one of the best, too. I was a firearms instructor in Los Angeles and a national level competitor on a formally sponsored team from 1999 through 2003, being sent all over the nation for pistol match competitions. As a result of this gift of an experience, I went on to set five national records in the law enforcement shooting sports. Check in regularly to read about those and other adventures and misadventures!"
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