Just wanted to let you know today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute,
an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker,
a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster,
a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster,
a “Tax the Rich’ poster,
an application for unemployment,
an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug,
a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren
and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.